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Privacy Policy

Last updated: 7/18/2026

1. Information We Collect

When you sign up for No Sweat Club, we collect:

  • Personal Information: Your name and email address
  • Payment Information: Processed by Mollie (we never see your credit card or banking details)
  • Membership Data: Your chosen tier, billing cycle, and member ID
  • Usage Data: Basic analytics like page views (if implemented)

2. How We Use Your Information

We use your information to:

  • Provide your digital membership badge
  • Process payments and manage billing
  • Send transactional emails (payment confirmations, etc.)
  • Improve our service

3. Information Sharing

We do NOT sell your personal information. We only share data with:

  • Mollie: For payment processing
  • Vercel: Our hosting provider
  • Supabase: Our database provider

4. Data Storage and Security

Your data is stored securely in encrypted databases. We use industry-standard security practices to protect your information.

5. Your Rights (GDPR)

You have the right to:

  • Access your personal data
  • Request correction of inaccurate data
  • Request deletion of your data
  • Withdraw consent for data processing
  • Export your data

6. Cookies

We use minimal cookies for essential functionality (session management). No tracking or advertising cookies are used without your explicit consent.

7. Analytics & Tracking

Google Analytics

We use Google Analytics to understand how visitors interact with our website. Google Analytics collects information such as:

  • Pages you visit and time spent on each page
  • How you arrived at our site (search engine, direct link, referral, etc.)
  • General location (city/country level, not precise GPS)
  • Device type, browser, and screen resolution
  • Interaction with site elements (buttons clicked, forms submitted)

Important: This data is anonymous and does not personally identify you. Google Analytics uses cookies to track your visit, but does not collect names, email addresses, or other personally identifiable information (PII).

Google reCAPTCHA

We use Google reCAPTCHA v3 to protect our signup forms from spam and automated abuse. reCAPTCHA analyzes user behavior on our site to determine if interactions are from legitimate users or automated bots.

When you visit pages with reCAPTCHA enabled (such as the signup form), Google collects:

  • Hardware and software information (device type, operating system, browser)
  • Mouse movements, clicks, and keyboard patterns
  • IP address and cookies
  • Date and time of your visit

This information is sent to Google for analysis and is subject to Google's Privacy Policy: https://policies.google.com/privacy

Why we use reCAPTCHA: This service is essential for preventing spam signups, protecting our service from abuse, and ensuring a good experience for legitimate users. reCAPTCHA v3 is invisible and does not interrupt your signup process.

By using our signup form, you consent to Google's data processing as described in their privacy policy and reCAPTCHA terms of service.

How to Opt Out

You can prevent Google Analytics from tracking your visit in several ways:

  • Browser Settings: Most modern browsers allow you to block tracking cookies. Check your browser's privacy settings.
  • Google Analytics Opt-out: Install the Google Analytics Opt-out Browser Add-on
  • Ad Blockers: Most ad blocking extensions (uBlock Origin, AdBlock Plus, etc.) automatically block Google Analytics.

Note: reCAPTCHA cannot be opted out of on the signup form as it is essential for preventing abuse. If you wish to avoid reCAPTCHA, please do not use the signup functionality.

Data Retention

Analytics data is retained according to Google's data retention policies. We do not have access to personally identifiable information through Google Analytics.

For more information about how Google uses data from sites that use their services, visit: How Google uses information from sites or apps that use our services

8. Third-Party Links

Our site may contain links to third-party websites. We are not responsible for their privacy practices.

9. Children's Privacy

No Sweat Club is not intended for children under 13. We do not knowingly collect data from children.

10. Changes to Privacy Policy

We may update this policy from time to time. We'll notify you of significant changes via email.

11. Contact

For privacy-related questions or data requests, contact: privacy@nosweatclub.net